SOME AWESOME JOKES

Here are few awesome Jokes for you. Read and enjoy :-)

                                               Jokes ™


# Joke 1

Man : l have the perfect son.

Lady : Does he smoke ?

Man : No, he doesn't.

Lady : Does he drink whiskey ?

Man : No, he doesn't.

Lady : Does he ever come home late ?

Man : No, he doesn't.

Lady : I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he ?

Man : He will be six month sold next

           Wednesday.

# Joke 2

After 35th Anniversary, first time the man's

wife asked.

 Wife : Dear husband ! Could you piease

             describe me?

Husband : (Looked at her for a while and

              said) You are A, B, C, D, E, F. G, H, I,J,K

Wife : What does that mean ?

Husband : Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous. Hot.

Wife : (She smiied happily) 0h, that's so

lovely. But what about I,J,K?

Husband : l'm just kidding ... :-)


# Joke 3

Teacher : Why are you late, Ramu ?

Ramu : Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher : What does a sign have to do with  you being Iate ?

Ramu : The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow !!!"