Friday, June 15, 2018

SOME AWESOME JOKES

Here are few awesome Jokes for you. Read and enjoy :-)


                                               Jokes


# Joke 1

Man : l have the perfect son.
Lady : Does he smoke ?
Man : No, he doesn't.
Lady : Does he drink whiskey ?
Man : No, he doesn't.
Lady : Does he ever come home late ?
Man : No, he doesn't.
Lady : I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he ?
Man : He will be six month sold next
           Wednesday.
# Joke 2



After 35th Anniversary, first time the man's
wife asked.

 Wife : Dear husband ! Could you piease
             describe me?

Husband : (Looked at her for a while and
              said) You are A, B, C, D, E, F. G, H, I,J,K

Wife : What does that mean ?

Husband : Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous. Hot.

Wife : (She smiied happily) 0h, that's so
lovely. But what about I,J,K?

Husband : l'm just kidding ... :-)


# Joke 3

Teacher : Why are you late, Ramu ?
Ramu : Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher : What does a sign have to do with  you being Iate ?
Ramu : The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow !!!"



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